I like to write the Q & A kind of blog posts, so here we go again:
Q. If a batsman hits the ball high and hard in the air and when the ball is in the air, he loses the grip of the handle off one hand, and the ball goes for a six, how should the commentator describe the shot?
A. Wowwwwwww.. what a hit! That was a six off "one" hand !!! Unbelievable !!!!
Q. If an actor acts in movies for 10 years, and then disappears for the next 30 years, and then acts in a comeback movie, how should one describe this actor in an Awards function?
A. This great actor has been working in movies for more than 40 years (***applause... applause***)
Q. When a KBC contestant uses the "double dip" life line, and after he tells his first answer, when Big B says if you had told some other answer, you would be wrong, what should the contestant say?
A. Sir, please don't scare me. Please tell the answer.
Q. When the "recorded live" grand finale of Indian Idol (whose promos have been coming the whole week) is being aired on TV, and the anchor says there is one hour left to vote for your favorite contestant, what should the TV audience do?
A. Send SMS like crazy to the contestant of their respective cities / states
Q. When Sachin, looking for his 100th 100, plays a lot of dot balls in the batting power play Vs Bangladesh and suddenly slogs like crazy after getting his 100, what does it mean?
A. He was not even thinking of the milestone while batting. The Bangladeshi bowlers were unplayable in the batting power play
Q. How can you change the world?
A. By casting your vote in elections
Q. Why do people participate in Elections?
A. To serve people.
Q. Why do people participate in Elections?
A. To serve people.
Q. When India loses a cricket match, what should the ex-cricketers do?
A. Come on news channels, and analyze why India lost, and tell to the viewers what India could have done to win the match
Q. If a minnow team upsets a big team in a cricket match, what does that mean?
A. The match was fixed
Q. If a cricket match ends in a tie, what does it mean?
A. The match was fixed
Q. If the fielding team appeals for a run out and the umpires declare the batsman out, and the fielding team recalls the batsman, what is it called?
A. The spirit of the game, which could not have prevailed if the fielding team had not appealed in the first place.
Q. How does one feel after drinking Thums Up?
A. He / She feels like jumping from one building to another, and say to self - "Let me do something adventurous"
