Villu

Here is the story of the Tamil movie, Villu, starring Vijay (as told by a friend):

Vijay’s dad was killed by the villain, and his mother needs an operation! So he sells his land for his mother ! In order to take revenge, Vijay (Villu) has to go to America to kill the villain, but he has no money, no passport and no visa! So he decides one thing and comes to Chennai ! In Chennai, Villu climbs on top of LIC Building , gets blessings from Godess Kuruvi, and jumps from the top floor!!! But our Villu stays in air itself in same position! After 12 hrs, the earth rotates and since he is still in the same position, he jumps and lands in America ! He kills the villain and returns to Chennai the same way!!!!

Thank God, Rajinikanth was not the hero of this movie. If he was, he would have made Earth rotate backwards and go in the past, and kill the villain before the villain could kill his dad.

10 Rules of Musical Reality shows

1) The contestant has dedicated his/her life for music only. There is nothing more important in life for the contestant than music.

2) The contestant has been singing songs even before starting to speak. The dreams of the contestant, contestant's parents and grandparents are the same.

3) The contestant is a die-hard fan of all the judges of the show.

4) If the contestant did not sing the song well or forgets the lyrics of the song, it is either because he/she had high fever or he/she was thinking about a family problem when performing.

5) Irrespective of who comes to the "Danger Zone", the judges are always shocked, and disappointed with the public for voting less for those in the danger zone. Some even threaten to "quit" the show. But after assuring that none of the contestants will be eliminated, they unquit the show.

6) When there are 2 contestants in the danger zone, the one who does not get eliminated cries more than the one who gets eliminated. He/she will also plead with the judges to have him/her eliminated instead of the other person, but in vain.

7) "You are a winner", "Your future is bright. You are the superstar of the future" "God bless you"- These are some of the comments the eliminated contestant will receive. The episode will end with "Kabhi Alvida na kehna" or "Enaagali mundhe saagu nee" for a Hindi show and a Kannada show respectively. The eliminated contestant will also get a "standing ovation" as consolation.

8) The contestants have to appeal for votes from public, after explaining their family problems. The public has to send millions of votes to save their "favourite" contestant, who, by default will be of their own region. However, the judges may overrule the decision of the public, and not eliminate anybody from the show, thus making all those millions of votes (public money) go in vain.

9) There has to be atleast one wild card entry to bring the losers back to the show.

10) The special guest for the Grand Finale will be a bollywood superstar whose movie is about to release. You will forget the name of the "winner" of the show in a few months.

10 Rules of Daily soaps

1) If there are n number of good characters, there will be 3n number of negative characters.

2) The good ones will always be crying, either because of joy or sorrow, mostly because of sorrow. The bad ones keep sniggering when the good ones are hurt.

3) Irrespective of the character being good or bad, he/she will always tell lies. The bad ones lie to cause harm to the good ones, and the good ones lie so that their loved ones are not hurt.

4) The "very good" characters of the serial will cross all limits of sacrifice to bring "happiness" to their family.

5) The answer to the question "Kya baat hai? Tum kuch pareshan lag rahe ho" shall always be "Kuch nahi. Aisi koi baat nahi"

6) When a good character is deeply hurt, and feels that there is nothing left in life, the well-wisher will always utter the words "Sab theek ho jaayega"

7) The servants are to be considered as family members, and if something is missing in the house, nobody has to suspect the servants, because they are innocent.

8) There will be atleast 4 generations living in the house.

9) The "acche sanskaar" will be promptly passed on from one generation to the other.

10) The good characters in the serial will always be mistaken to be bad. But in one fine episode, it will be made known to everyone that the good person is actually a good person. And also, the bad intent of the bad person will be brought into light. But, the good person will forgive the bad ones, and also make sure that the bad person is not punished or thrown out of the house. This will encourage the bad ones to play some more games with the good ones. And the good ones blame God for all this.