10 Rules of Daily soaps

1) If there are n number of good characters, there will be 3n number of negative characters.

2) The good ones will always be crying, either because of joy or sorrow, mostly because of sorrow. The bad ones keep sniggering when the good ones are hurt.

3) Irrespective of the character being good or bad, he/she will always tell lies. The bad ones lie to cause harm to the good ones, and the good ones lie so that their loved ones are not hurt.

4) The "very good" characters of the serial will cross all limits of sacrifice to bring "happiness" to their family.

5) The answer to the question "Kya baat hai? Tum kuch pareshan lag rahe ho" shall always be "Kuch nahi. Aisi koi baat nahi"

6) When a good character is deeply hurt, and feels that there is nothing left in life, the well-wisher will always utter the words "Sab theek ho jaayega"

7) The servants are to be considered as family members, and if something is missing in the house, nobody has to suspect the servants, because they are innocent.

8) There will be atleast 4 generations living in the house.

9) The "acche sanskaar" will be promptly passed on from one generation to the other.

10) The good characters in the serial will always be mistaken to be bad. But in one fine episode, it will be made known to everyone that the good person is actually a good person. And also, the bad intent of the bad person will be brought into light. But, the good person will forgive the bad ones, and also make sure that the bad person is not punished or thrown out of the house. This will encourage the bad ones to play some more games with the good ones. And the good ones blame God for all this.