I took an online interview and here are the questions and my answers:
Question: how many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: as many people needed to water 5 trees in 6 days
Question: If you look at the color blue, what does it make you think of?
Answer: blue apples
Question: What is the meaning of life?
Answer: A state in which people assume that they are alive
Question: Do you like thunderstorms?
Answer: Sure. How many?
Question: what do you think they eat in heaven?
Answer: Dum Biriyani
Question: Do you drink coffee?
Answer: No, I eat coffee
Question: Do you believe in ghosts?
Answer: Only if they believe in me!
Question: What do you do on fridays?
Answer: Go to office
Question: If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
Answer: Have human qualities
Question: Do you read harry potter books?
Answer: No, I burn them!
Question: Kill the spider or let it out?
Answer: make it bite me, so that I become Spiderman
Question: Do you eat cold cereal at night?
Answer: No, I sleep at night!
Question: Define yourself in 3 words...
Answer: This is me
Question: Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Answer: Anything, but dumb!
Question: Favorite fruit?
Answer: success
Question: What was your last thought?
Answer: What was my last thought?
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Why not?
Question: What are some of your favorite Disney Films?
Answer: Chandni Chowk to China, Delhi 6, Tashan
Question: Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
Answer: Other
Question: Favorite Place to Eat?
Answer: Dining Table
Question: Water or 100% Juice?
Answer: 13.75% water
Question: Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?
Answer: No, none and nowhere
Question: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Answer: in the mirror
Question: What 3 words would your best friend use to describe you?
Answer: He is ok
Question: If you had only six months to live, what would you do first?
Answer: Breathe
Question: What do you do for fun?
Answer: say truth
Question: Who was your hero as a child?
Answer: The baby in "baby's day out!"
Question: Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full?
Answer: Fully empty after i finish the coffee
Question: If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions?
Answer: paying taxes
Question: If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?
Answer: Pritam, the music "composer"
Question: What makes you laugh?
Answer: Seriousness
Question: What makes you cry?
Answer: perpetual laughter
Question: If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?
Answer: stories
Question: If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Answer: vaccuum
Question: If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?
Answer: Serial Killer
Question: Describe your perfect Sunday morning?
Answer: Sun rises, and I wake up!
Question: Close your eyes for a moment, who pops into your head?
Answer: Popeye the sailor man
Question: How many hobbies do you have
Answer: 334
Question: What attracts you most?
Answer: Earth
Question: do you plan in advance
Answer: No, I plan in retrospection!
Question: beach or mountain?
Answer: Beach on top of a mountain!
Question: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Answer: as much as it wants to
Question: Do you believe a good life is attainable? or is it something that is out of our control ie subject to luck etc.
Answer: Its definitely attainable, if you are lucky!
Question: Whats your favorite sport?
Answer: Going to office in the local bus
Question: What language would you like to speak fluently?
Answer: yabbybookeyis
Question: Whats the First Thing You Notice In A Boy/Girl?
Answer: If he/she has more than one nose and less than 2 ears, and more than 3 eyes
Question: Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt?
Answer: Tom & Jerry
Question: What is your natural hair color?
Answer: florescent green
Question: What is the name of your truest friend???
Answer: Dablu Liar
Question: What sort of character would you play in a comic book (hero, humorous sidekick, villian, that abrasive newspaper guy, etc.)
Answer: humurous villain
Question: What colour are your eyes?
Answer: Dark White
Question: Do you believe in heaven and hell?
Answer: I believe in the country's law
Question: if you were one of the seven dwarfs, who would you be?
Answer: The 5th one from the right
Question: What kind of car do you drive?
Answer: one with 4 wheels
Question: If you could pick anyone dead or alive to have lunch with, who would it be?
Answer: Mahatma Gandhi ji to Hyderabadi Biryani
Question: What would you do if this interview is never ending?
Answer: Ignore this question
Question: how many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: as many people needed to water 5 trees in 6 days
Question: If you look at the color blue, what does it make you think of?
Answer: blue apples
Question: What is the meaning of life?
Answer: A state in which people assume that they are alive
Question: Do you like thunderstorms?
Answer: Sure. How many?
Question: what do you think they eat in heaven?
Answer: Dum Biriyani
Question: Do you drink coffee?
Answer: No, I eat coffee
Question: Do you believe in ghosts?
Answer: Only if they believe in me!
Question: What do you do on fridays?
Answer: Go to office
Question: If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
Answer: Have human qualities
Question: Do you read harry potter books?
Answer: No, I burn them!
Question: Kill the spider or let it out?
Answer: make it bite me, so that I become Spiderman
Question: Do you eat cold cereal at night?
Answer: No, I sleep at night!
Question: Define yourself in 3 words...
Answer: This is me
Question: Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Answer: Anything, but dumb!
Question: Favorite fruit?
Answer: success
Question: What was your last thought?
Answer: What was my last thought?
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Why not?
Question: What are some of your favorite Disney Films?
Answer: Chandni Chowk to China, Delhi 6, Tashan
Question: Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
Answer: Other
Question: Favorite Place to Eat?
Answer: Dining Table
Question: Water or 100% Juice?
Answer: 13.75% water
Question: Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?
Answer: No, none and nowhere
Question: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Answer: in the mirror
Question: What 3 words would your best friend use to describe you?
Answer: He is ok
Question: If you had only six months to live, what would you do first?
Answer: Breathe
Question: What do you do for fun?
Answer: say truth
Question: Who was your hero as a child?
Answer: The baby in "baby's day out!"
Question: Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full?
Answer: Fully empty after i finish the coffee
Question: If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions?
Answer: paying taxes
Question: If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?
Answer: Pritam, the music "composer"
Question: What makes you laugh?
Answer: Seriousness
Question: What makes you cry?
Answer: perpetual laughter
Question: If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?
Answer: stories
Question: If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Answer: vaccuum
Question: If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?
Answer: Serial Killer
Question: Describe your perfect Sunday morning?
Answer: Sun rises, and I wake up!
Question: Close your eyes for a moment, who pops into your head?
Answer: Popeye the sailor man
Question: How many hobbies do you have
Answer: 334
Question: What attracts you most?
Answer: Earth
Question: do you plan in advance
Answer: No, I plan in retrospection!
Question: beach or mountain?
Answer: Beach on top of a mountain!
Question: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Answer: as much as it wants to
Question: Do you believe a good life is attainable? or is it something that is out of our control ie subject to luck etc.
Answer: Its definitely attainable, if you are lucky!
Question: Whats your favorite sport?
Answer: Going to office in the local bus
Question: What language would you like to speak fluently?
Answer: yabbybookeyis
Question: Whats the First Thing You Notice In A Boy/Girl?
Answer: If he/she has more than one nose and less than 2 ears, and more than 3 eyes
Question: Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt?
Answer: Tom & Jerry
Question: What is your natural hair color?
Answer: florescent green
Question: What is the name of your truest friend???
Answer: Dablu Liar
Question: What sort of character would you play in a comic book (hero, humorous sidekick, villian, that abrasive newspaper guy, etc.)
Answer: humurous villain
Question: What colour are your eyes?
Answer: Dark White
Question: Do you believe in heaven and hell?
Answer: I believe in the country's law
Question: if you were one of the seven dwarfs, who would you be?
Answer: The 5th one from the right
Question: What kind of car do you drive?
Answer: one with 4 wheels
Question: If you could pick anyone dead or alive to have lunch with, who would it be?
Answer: Mahatma Gandhi ji to Hyderabadi Biryani
Question: What would you do if this interview is never ending?
Answer: Ignore this question
