Interview

I took an online interview and here are the questions and my answers:




Question: how many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: as many people needed to water 5 trees in 6 days




Question: If you look at the color blue, what does it make you think of?

Answer: blue apples



Question: What is the meaning of life?

Answer: A state in which people assume that they are alive




Question: Do you like thunderstorms?

Answer: Sure. How many?


Question: what do you think they eat in heaven?

Answer: Dum Biriyani




Question: Do you drink coffee?

Answer: No, I eat coffee




Question: Do you believe in ghosts?

Answer: Only if they believe in me!




Question: What do you do on fridays?

Answer: Go to office




Question: If you could have one super human power what would you choose?

Answer: Have human qualities




Question: Do you read harry potter books?

Answer: No, I burn them!




Question: Kill the spider or let it out?

Answer: make it bite me, so that I become Spiderman




Question: Do you eat cold cereal at night?

Answer: No, I sleep at night!




Question: Define yourself in 3 words...

Answer: This is me




Question: Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Answer: Anything, but dumb!




Question: Favorite fruit?

Answer: success




Question: What was your last thought?

Answer: What was my last thought?




Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer: Why not?




Question: What are some of your favorite Disney Films?

Answer: Chandni Chowk to China, Delhi 6, Tashan



Question: Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?

Answer: Other




Question: Favorite Place to Eat?

Answer: Dining Table




Question: Water or 100% Juice?

Answer: 13.75% water



Question: Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?

Answer: No, none and nowhere




Question: Where do you see yourself in five years?

Answer: in the mirror




Question: What 3 words would your best friend use to describe you?

Answer: He is ok




Question: If you had only six months to live, what would you do first?

Answer: Breathe




Question: What do you do for fun?

Answer: say truth




Question: Who was your hero as a child?

Answer: The baby in "baby's day out!"




Question: Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full?

Answer: Fully empty after i finish the coffee




Question: If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions?

Answer: paying taxes




Question: If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?

Answer: Pritam, the music "composer"




Question: What makes you laugh?

Answer: Seriousness




Question: What makes you cry?

Answer: perpetual laughter




Question: If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?

Answer: stories




Question: If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?

Answer: vaccuum




Question: If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?

Answer: Serial Killer




Question: Describe your perfect Sunday morning?

Answer: Sun rises, and I wake up!




Question: Close your eyes for a moment, who pops into your head?

Answer: Popeye the sailor man




Question: How many hobbies do you have

Answer: 334




Question: What attracts you most?

Answer: Earth




Question: do you plan in advance

Answer: No, I plan in retrospection!




Question: beach or mountain?

Answer: Beach on top of a mountain!




Question: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Answer: as much as it wants to




Question: Do you believe a good life is attainable? or is it something that is out of our control ie subject to luck etc.

Answer: Its definitely attainable, if you are lucky!




Question: Whats your favorite sport?

Answer: Going to office in the local bus




Question: What language would you like to speak fluently?

Answer: yabbybookeyis



Question: Whats the First Thing You Notice In A Boy/Girl?

Answer: If he/she has more than one nose and less than 2 ears, and more than 3 eyes




Question: Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt?

Answer: Tom & Jerry



Question: What is your natural hair color?

Answer: florescent green




Question: What is the name of your truest friend???

Answer: Dablu Liar




Question: What sort of character would you play in a comic book (hero, humorous sidekick, villian, that abrasive newspaper guy, etc.)

Answer: humurous villain




Question: What colour are your eyes?

Answer: Dark White




Question: Do you believe in heaven and hell?

Answer: I believe in the country's law




Question: if you were one of the seven dwarfs, who would you be?

Answer: The 5th one from the right




Question: What kind of car do you drive?

Answer: one with 4 wheels




Question: If you could pick anyone dead or alive to have lunch with, who would it be?

Answer: Mahatma Gandhi ji to Hyderabadi Biryani


Question: What would you do if this interview is never ending?

Answer: Ignore this question