Here is my contribution to the world of Rajini jokes:
Rajini can become nostalgic about his future!
The pendulum stopped .......... Rajini hypnotized it!
Batting team needs 63 runs to win off one ball. The bowler bowls a legal delivery (not a wide, not a no-ball), but still the batting team wins. How?
Answer: The batsman's name was Rajinikanth.
Rajini can make ghosts confess that they actually don't exist!
The fathers of churches go to Rajini's house for their confessions.
"The time is 6:30" replied a deaf and dumb person, when Rajini asked him what time it was.
Rajinikanth can drive at 100 kmph in Bommanahalli at peak hours.
