Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Rajini - The Rajini !







Here is my contribution to the world of Rajini jokes:








Rajini can become nostalgic about his future!


The pendulum stopped .......... Rajini hypnotized it!


Batting team needs 63 runs to win off one ball. The bowler bowls a legal delivery (not a wide, not a no-ball), but still the batting team wins. How?

Answer: The batsman's name was Rajinikanth.


Rajini can make ghosts confess that they actually don't exist!


The fathers of churches go to Rajini's house for their confessions.


"The time is 6:30" replied a deaf and dumb person, when Rajini asked him what time it was.


Rajinikanth can drive at 100 kmph in Bommanahalli at peak hours.



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